> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
> night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
> reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would
> go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
> the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
>
> To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
> 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
> payments to begin.
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,
> she said, you received a very strange post card today.'
> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, ' he said. The wife did
> and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> On the card was written:
>
> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>
> Three with meatballs, two without
>
> Send extra sauce